Thursday, June 21, 2012

Confused Sarcasm


I have always wondered that if you have a million peeps (friends and family) who love you , can that one person who you love make you feel like “nothing” ,even when you have everything you have ever wanted in life? To my surprise that one person can make you feel that. Your emotions can easily make you someone’s bitch. This happens when you start loving a "forbidden piece of white chocolate".

So it all starts when your forbidden piece of white chocolate tells you “You are cute when you are mad”. The obvious answer to that is “Yeah well im about to get real fucking adorable”. The reasons are endless .To start with the people around your forbidden piece of white chocolate can take insecurity to another level. Well in my opinion some of the girls need to learn how to control their "Whoremones".And the others need to invent a mute button so that we don’t hear the sound of their stretch marks rubbing eachother.Its commendable how your forbidden piece of white chocolate  falls for chicks who commit the art of  Bragedy- (A bra not of perfect size). Secondly sometimes you forget who you’re dating, him/her or his/her ego. All you want to do is uninstall his/her existence. My question is why tease when you don’t want to please ?

In his/her defence , yes your forbidden piece of white chocolate has all the rights to get insecure cos your flirting and charming skills improve under the influence of alcohol. It is because you can drink responsibly only when there is a brand of vodka named "responsibly". But then all you can do is congratulate him/her on his/her ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing. So its best to Zip your lip. Also I agree some of us can take pmsing to a whole new level but then again there is nothing straight that cant be bent.

Its not easy to forget and forgive your forbidden piece of  white chocolate because a lover is like a cigarette, even if he/she goes away the smell still lingers.But on a positive note when you see hands of your forbidden piece of white chocolate holding two halves of your heart you immediately sell your tear ducts to organ bank for cash. You realize that Lust is a vulture, Love is a bird of paradise. Also Karma doesn’t discriminate. So when you hear those footsteps running behind you? That’s not your loved one running after you, that’s karma catching up to you.

I guess that’s all I have to say so il introduce my upper lip to my lower lip and shut the fuck up.

Content warning -  Forbidden piece of chocolate is a fictional character . You, yes you please do not take it personally . And if you think you are the Forbidden piece of white chocolate, well all i can say is wait for Karma to bite you.