The Typical Me

Sitting alone at this coffee shop with a flag which invites any stranger to  talk/share a coffee/share a table with you. This very young girl walks upto me and asks if she can share the table with me. The typical me hesitated and thought for a couple of seconds and behaved like a complete indian and said "ummmm no im expecting someone" even when i wasnt. Obviously cos i was wanted my space and all that.  The pushy young girl said " il get up when that someone arrives". The typical me couldnt argue back and i allowed her to sit on the table.

This young tattooed girl was shy but was going out of her comfort zone and trying to talk to me. The typical me was acing my fake laughs and cutting the topic and reading my book.Then the young girl out of nowhere said " i am tired of all this shit". Everything is changing.Oops i mean everything has changed.The typical me out of courtesy asked her " like what?". Her reply to that was:

• My best friends have other best friends
• Friends conveniently forget to invite me nowadays
• The priority of my friends is changing
• A couple of my friends came out to me
• My friends dont bother about me anymore
• My friends take me for granted
• My best friend goes out of her way to meet her "new friend" but always has crap reasons as to why she cant meet me
• I have had bad break-ups
• My friends............

The typical me interrupted and said "basically Your life = friends ? Your problems = friends ? Your life is shit cos of friends?"."What about your family ? what about work? Doesnt any of that make you happy?"

She dropped her head in embarrassment. The typical me had done something which was not very typical of me.Id never tell a stranger upfront that " Get a life.Life isnt only about friends. Its way beyond that"?But to my surprise i told the young girl what i felt to her face.

The girl had her reasons to be like this but the typical me had already judged her.My judgments were totally wrong after i patiently heard her story.All of a sudden this girl who i felt was a complete looser dint seem so boring to me. While pouring her heart out to me she simultaneously was realizing where she was going wrong.The awesome part was she was ready to work on herself. She was ready to give it another chance.She was ready to start fresh.She was ready to accept the change.

Made me realize is moving on the solution ? NO  .Moving on is never the solution. The solution is to stop cribbing and accept the change.Moving on is a forced temporary solution which will fuck your head when you are having one of those low days where u wanna kill any and everyone who talks or gives a suggestion. Accepting the change will make u happy.

The young interesting girl told me things id never tell a stranger.While telling me all the secrets i could see a sigh of relief in her eyes.Pouring her heart out even to a stranger made her realize so many things.It made her happy cos it was out of the system.The Typical me would never do this.

Ended my evening with a long hug with the interesting girl. Im never going to meet her again. But my few lines got her thinking and she found a solution to her so called shit life. On the contrary just listening to her patiently i realised so many things myself. The typical me would have said dont worry you'lbe fine but i dint cos Its time to break out of THE TYPICAL ME.Its time to go with the flow and do what your heat says versus doing "the typical me" things. Its time to break out of the predictable typical me. Its time to do what YOU feel is right versus what is right and what is wrong.Everything is Black or White.There is no Grey.Its time to do what you want and not think what the other person will think of you.Its time to set your priorities straight.

Dedicating this blog to the Interesting Stranger.

Confused Sarcasm

I have always wondered that if you have a million peeps (friends and family) who love you , can that one person who you love make you feel like “nothing” ,even when you have everything you have ever wanted in life? To my surprise that one person can make you feel that. Your emotions can easily make you someone’s bitch. This happens when you start loving a "forbidden piece of white chocolate".

So it all starts when your forbidden piece of white chocolate tells you “You are cute when you are mad”. The obvious answer to that is “Yeah well im about to get real fucking adorable”. The reasons are endless .To start with the people around your forbidden piece of white chocolate can take insecurity to another level. Well in my opinion some of the girls need to learn how to control their "Whoremones".And the others need to invent a mute button so that we don’t hear the sound of their stretch marks rubbing eachother.Its commendable how your forbidden piece of white chocolate  falls for chicks who commit the art of  Bragedy- (A bra not of perfect size). Secondly sometimes you forget who you’re dating, him/her or his/her ego. All you want to do is uninstall his/her existence. My question is why tease when you don’t want to please ?

In his/her defence , yes your forbidden piece of white chocolate has all the rights to get insecure cos your flirting and charming skills improve under the influence of alcohol. It is because you can drink responsibly only when there is a brand of vodka named "responsibly". But then all you can do is congratulate him/her on his/her ability to create drama out of absolutely nothing. So its best to Zip your lip. Also I agree some of us can take pmsing to a whole new level but then again there is nothing straight that cant be bent.

Its not easy to forget and forgive your forbidden piece of  white chocolate because a lover is like a cigarette, even if he/she goes away the smell still lingers.But on a positive note when you see hands of your forbidden piece of white chocolate holding two halves of your heart you immediately sell your tear ducts to organ bank for cash. You realize that Lust is a vulture, Love is a bird of paradise. Also Karma doesn’t discriminate. So when you hear those footsteps running behind you? That’s not your loved one running after you, that’s karma catching up to you.

I guess that’s all I have to say so il introduce my upper lip to my lower lip and shut the fuck up.

Content warning -  Forbidden piece of chocolate is a fictional character . You, yes you please do not take it personally . And if you think you are the Forbidden piece of white chocolate, well all i can say is wait for Karma to bite you.

A New World of my Imagination

Some call it Love , some call it Relationship , some call it Marriage , some call it Sex. But i call it LUST. Everything starts and ends with lust.Its a general belief that lust is bad.I definately dont see anything wrong in it.For me lust is intense or unrestrained sexual craving.So i say whats wrong in that. I love the sexual culture outside India. Seen so many girls here who in my term are complete sluts.If there grandma were dead they'd probably be doing summersaults in their graves.But then again a million other positive points of the culture include confidence in their sexuality and sex with their X.I love the fact that people here follow their heart and not the anatomy or is it the other way around?

Guess i'm confused.To clear all the confusion this is how i want the world to be :A world where sex was available for everyone to do, where you never have to experience guilt again, where you never have to pretend u'd shag someone because he/she had a good sense of humour, where sex was just pure physical pleasure with no strings attached , where the anthem would be " when he is away she will play", where girls dont get married and start popping babies like tic- tacs , where girls stop sreading their legs for a BMW , where its STRICTLY DICKLY , where how much you mate doesnt depend on what you ate.

I know people think i am wierd but no i am not wierd i am just a limited edition.I want a world where i have a credit card just for shoes , where i can proudly say i have a habit of collecting empty JD bottles instead of being called an alcoholic , where people dont reach a whole new level of disturbed state when i say i believe in FWB (friends with benefits) and i am Bisexual , where its perfectly normal for someone to Fuck and punch him(Hate fuck him) , where people just mind their own fucking business rather than acting like spy kids , where faggets stop doing two dollar whore's and where girls stop screaming "Fuck me like im Al -qaeda".

I never knew the problem of phone sex till my answering machine got pregnant. I never knew i could be so rude when Someone asked me how do i change myself ? and i said do i look like Dr Phill? I never knew one could go to a magnet school and not attract anyone. So yes i am gonna do what i want hereon as i dont want to be another brick in the wall.Its time to live life like i wanted to.Its time to get drunk and get a heart burn in your brain.So yes im shutting my front door as i will attract natural disasters after this blog.

Guess who ?

Had way too much freedom back home but when you get to stay alone you feel like a star.Thats what i felt when i came to Manchester.No restrictions what so ever.

Day 1 in Manchester- left home at 11:30 pm for a party and came home at 8 am.Slept all day to realise i can do this every single day and no one will stop me.Did that for a couple of weeks before i realised i had more JD than blood in my body.Stopped partying for 3 days but the love for JD dint go. To be frank it will never go but switched to Lambrini. Whiskey to Wine what a change?Thats when i realised that it doesnt matter how much you love something but if you get a substitute you forget what you love.Am i a substitute for someone now?Is someone my new substitute?I hope im still talking about Whisky and Wine here.Am i ?

Found a couple of whisky, wine and vodka lovers.In other words found new friends.Each and every one of them had a wierd habbit.And i love wierd.So i leave it up to you'l to judge if its wierd or perfectly fine.

This guy is obsessed with cars and cant think beyond that.Hates gujjus more than he loves cars.When he smiles his eyes shut and raises his hand for a high five everytime im around.Hates cooking and cleaning and acts all cute with the girls so they make food for him and clean his dishes.A huge lover of sheesha.A guy who understands all my perv jokes in one go.A guy who i think tells me everything he feels from his heart.A guy who takes me as his best friend and so do i.

This girl who stands tall has a habbit of saying "But I am toh just saying".Loves to sing Riverside motherF*****.Happy at times but a sad face on and off.Never seen a smile throughout the day on her face but i hope to soon.Loves her babu.Gets too senti when she is drunk and loves her family beyond imagination.

This guy is a chillesh soul.Sheesha ,partying and music are his best friends.A virgo at heart exactly like me.Gives too much importance to people he shouldnt be bothered about exactly like me again.Gets too involved and pretends that he is not hurt.Exactly like me once again.Happy go lucky and care free attitude with a smiling face always.

Petite PP has this wierd way in which she tries to say something but laughs instead. A Cleanliness freak who sips on water throughout the day in her Tesco glass.Has this habit of saying "ya exactly" when she is talking to me.Sober soul.Pun intended.Never gets high.A shy chick but apparently opens and is super free when it comes to me.

This guy gave me this feeling since day one that he respects me as a friend.He looks upto me and likes me for my F*** you ,I dont care attitude.Strong from the outside but a softy in reality.Thinks alot about things happening here in Manchester.Gets affected by it but doesnt show it.Has this wierd habbit of dozing off while watching movies.Makes awesome hot chocolate and has the best choice when it comes to food.Has this habit of saying "hey guys lets not judge people here"Wants to make the most out of his one year in Manchester by travelling and talking to different kinds of people.Had the best Birmingham trip with him.A trip il never forget.

This Dancing Diva makes me laugh the most with her goof-ups.Be it Frankies , Town school , Seven stones , Thunking , I take everyday as it comes.She is always laughing even on her own jokes.Loves going to city centre.10 days during the exam were the craziest days iv spent with her.Had the best Birmingham trip with him.A trip il never forget.Love her M moments.

This girl has got a second life but dares to do whatever she feels like.This is something that i love about her.Claims to make the best cheese toast in town.Since few days her one liners are matching upto my level of expectation.Chops the person if and when necessary.Thinks the same way i think about guys.Has this wierd way of laughing when she goes blahhhhh in the start and calms down slowly.And recently iv become a fan of the game she invented called "your mom".

This girl reminds me everyday that i have come to Manchester to party and not to study.Oops sorry the other way around.A good cook who feels free to tell me almost all her secrets.Also i love the fact she tells me almost everyday how much she likes my attitude.Definately a feel good factor.A diet and gym freak who controls her moves.She is gradually coming out of her shell and i am loving it.She is one girl i want to spoil in Manchester and i am sure i will.

She loves purple.Hates it when we have a Mumbai-Delhi discussion.Loves chocolates and thats her meal most of the days.Maltesers is her staple diet.Has Brain freeze when she is out in the cold.Doesnt understand the jokes in the first go and has a confused look for the first 10 seconds and then when the joke is explained she has this awesome smile.Have had the best sms chats with her.Can pull off the sms chats really well which is impressive since im a complete sms person.A very reserved person who i would love to know.

This guy has the sharpest nose in Manchester and im a big fan of pointed nose.Always drunken play with his nose.He is the male version of me when it comes to dirty talking and sex gyaan.The way we think about things is so similar that sometimes it scares the shit out of me.Awesome coffee maker.Had the best Birmingham trip with him.A trip il never forget.

She is a Coke lover.A God sent girl who doesnt know the meaning of being bitchy, rude and mean.Loves dancing on hindi songs.Praises all the shittiest movies you can possibly think of.The most decent girl here who i cant spoil.

A small town girl.Knows everyone in her town but hardly knows anyone here.Watching movies and shopping at M&S is her favourite past time.Best cook when it comes to pav bhaji , poha and chaas.Never seen anyone so tensed like her when she puts her nail polish.Totally believes in the art of attachment and detachment which i want to learn.

This farmer boi is the best guy dancer in Manchester.His steps have taken over my steps and i cant do my steps anymore.Has this habit of saying "arre arre arre".Makes you drink till you drop and does the best jive and salsa.A really chilled out guy who id want to know more.

Dint really talk to this guy in the start but one drunken JD night we started talking and been hitting it off really well now.Love it when he joins me when im making fun of the dancing diva.A vegetarian Chelsea fan who laughs alot.

But i am still waiting for this one wierd person who beats me in the wierdness !!!!

January 2010…A new start….New Beginning

January 2010…A new start….New Beginning

Came to Manchester with a lot of things on my mind. Things equal to baggage. Baggage equals to fights, insecurity, commitment, love, hate, emotions, passion and the list goes on. But turns out British Airways dint allow excess luggage. Technically they did but id have to pay for it. I wasn’t ready to pay because it was my new life and dint want that extra load. Had to leave the excess baggage on the airport itself, which I did. But I just couldn’t let go of one thing. I thought it was OK to carry that 1 extra kilo . So I did. Thought id always carry that 1 extra kilo with me wherever I go. Seemed like always and forever. But just realized that I no more believe in “Always and Forever” . Does it exist? If ud ask me this a few days back id say yes but I don’t feel it anymore. Anyways so this year is dedicated to the future .Fuck the past. I am sure gradually everything will seem irrelevant and then it will be irrelevant.

New year equals to new resolutions. New resolutions only happen when you have new realizations.

Realization Number 1 :

23 yrs of my life I thought I was heterosexual. But recently after madly falling in love with Cheryl Cole I thought again. Realized I wasn’t heterosexual , I wasn’t Homosexual. Realized I was TRYSEXUAL - I believe in trying everything once. Thought fair enough lets try TRYSEXUAL this year. And if it works out will stick to it.

Realization Number 2 :

Everything in Manchester has an expiry date. Name one thing that doesn’t. So thought why not use this in my everyday life .How about enjoying every bloody moment I have here to the fullest because its going come to an end soon. Why shouldn’t I enjoy every minute her e before it expires(gets dirty).Then I wondered does friendship have an expiry date? Do I still believe in Long-Distance-friendship? Will I be able to keep the distance relationship forever? The answer was clear….started with N and faded away.

Realization Number 3:

Disposable. Hated the word earlier but somehow iv started loving it now. How awesome would it be to dispose things you dont want without getting hurt. Dispose emotions for an example. Recycle them and use them to do something productive. Will really have to work hard on this one.

Realization Number 4:

Obsession. I recently realized im obsessed with shoes. Always thought why Sarah Jessica Parker went gaga over shoes.But I totally realised im a shoe lover as well. Difference being I hate heels and love flats.Im So obsessed with my phone that some one asked me what time it was. I removed my phone and checked the time when I had a watch on my hand. Obsession makes you do things. I get obsessed with people as well. So I emailed a friend. Opened my heart. Let each and every feeling out. Wrote to my friend about everything iv felt so far and the time had come to say good-bye and what the friendship meant to me and why I couldn’t be a friend anymore. Turns out The Friend wasn’t that obsessed with ME.Was obsessed with OWNSELF. All my friend wrote in the mail was about his/her life. Not a word was written about ME. Not a word was directed towards me. All the words were directed towards someone else. Not a word was written about the friendship. So I realized OBSESSION was a bad thing for me.So This year is going to be the No Obsession year for me.

Realisation Number 5

There is no right or wrong. There is just the consequence of your action. So I have to stop feeling guilty and pick a choice and face the consequences. But then I had a thought “Is a morning of awkwardness better than a night of lonliness”.Had no answer….still finding one.

Realisation Number 6

Will definitely not have an ADD(Another dating disaster) this year.This time its going to be forever and always.Did I just contradict what I wrote earlier?No I dint. I wont.I never will.

Realisation Number 7

I promise and realize a million things every minute.So this year is going to be action first and talk later year.Did I contradict myself again?

ME- "wierder" in Manchester

1)Since iv come to manchester I havent had cakes so was wondering if Cakes are the first class sugar Coma ?Yes is all i could hear.

2)Met this guy and told him "I smell trouble or is that your perfume"?Got my answer that night.

3)I dont hate anyone in manchester except this one guy,so went and told him to stay away from me unless he wanted his next period to come out from his nose.

4)I want to "remember tonight as the beginning of always".

5)I realised everyday is not a sunny day when u find yourself lost in the darkness,but remembered that its only in the dark night you see the stars ,stars that lead you home.

6)Iv started believing that "You are the luckiest person in the world if the one who love decides to love you back"

7)If we can have Co-ed schools is it too early for Co-ed bathrooms?

8)I wonder why we stick to the rigid circle of friends based on what sports they play,or their hobbies ,or how attractive or unattractive they are?Why the wall?

9)Sometimes i find myself asking myself "what is the answer?....the right answer?"But i realise there is no answer this is life.

10)The important thing is not to be bitter over life's dissappointments , but learn to let go of the past.

11)My Professor of Analysis of companies looks like how Pathen would look 30 yrs from now.Or have i got an overdoes of One Tree Hill.

12) 9am lecture has taught me how to sleep with my eyes open.Thats the USP of the class i guess.

13) 2 out of 7 people are on crutches here?Anyone knows the reason?

14)Saw a 70 yr old couple at Primark.The wife was scared to get on the escalator.The husband hugged her caught her hand and took the plunge.The smile on the wife's face was fabulous.I realised that may be True Love still exists.

15)This friend introduced me to John Mayor's new song called "who says i cant".I think this is the closest some song can get to my heart.

Wierd Thoughts

I love wierd.I love being wierd.I love wierd people and I love wierd thoughts.The wierdo that i am i have wierd thoughts every other second.

From dating a millionaire to dating a couple..is that a step up or step down for me ?

The thought of how i will pluck my own eyebrows in Manchester is killing me so i was wondering if power of plucking is power of attorney ?

Why does every man have to be a BATMAN in the/his cave ?

Will i ever find a person to whom i can say "You own my heart" ?

Is snow a magical blanket ,does it hide whats ugly and makes everything beautiful ?

Is there a difference between having a good time and being a good time for others?

If you tilt to the right when you kiss you are said to be more emotional than the one who tilts to the left.Is that true?

Will i ever find a guy who is so hot that he has to tell me that im not a jungle gym dont jump on me?

Is it the reflection in the mirror that scares you?

Can anyone be so mean and say that the only way to look thin is to hang around with fat people?

Why has no one ever complained about a parachute not opening?

Am i tired of men acting like boys?

Will i be happy if others share even wierder thoughts than these ?Yes i think i will be.

It wasnt just another lecture

Lately iv been in a confused state or rather it would be only true if id say i have been confused always, all my life.Confusion continues and i wonder when it will end.So i took a stand and thought id work upon it.

I went to this lecture where a Guruji was talking about life,karma,dharma,soul and God.Before the Guruji entered the followers started singing for him.To my surprise i just started crying without any reason.No reason at all.I dint know why the song made me cry.When Guruji entered and started talking i felt he was just talking to me.Once again to my surprise i couldnt control my tears.For the first time i felt and went through something iv never believed in.After the lecture i was normal again in a flash of a second.Wanted to rush back to the crazy madening fast life of Mumbai which is full of loud music,booze,flashy clothes,fake people,random conversions,bitching and friends.I felt some power was pulling me and calling me back into the bad world where i feel i totally belong.But this time it was different.Something else was pulling me back as well.Dont know what it was but for a fraction of a second i felt and i heard voices in my head saying stop doing the wrong things,stop loving what you dont have to,stop running behind things which give u temporary satisfaction.I tried to listen to it but the pull of the bad world was way more powerful.And once again i was left all confused.

Eventhough i was confused its easy to guess that i obviously choose the bad world.Once again like last two weekends i went partying and laughed my guts out while the mojito's did the magic.I started feeling that the mojito level in my body was rising each day.But i dint care much to stop enjoying.Again the weekend.Friday night no plans is just not an option.I got uneasy at home.But as always at 11 i started getting calls.Calls from various people who guranteed loud music,mojito's and heart to heart conversation.But this time i decided to go out with a friend who iv recently met.I have never partied with just a friend.I believe party means too many people.But this time i broke my rule as i love doing that.So there i go to Aurus with my friend.My friend happens to be a mojito fan as well.So we sip on the best mojito in town and start talking.I had never imagined that partying could be so much fun with just one friend.Had a blast and then we called it a night.Next day as usual started with a hangover and then a house party at a friends place.Booze,loud music once again.Got up next morning just to realise that what that guruji said was totally right.This is fucking temporary happiness,temporary satistfaction.There i was...More confused then ever.

There i was uneasy ,irritated,angry,frustated and CONFUSED.Once again im dreading the weekend.I somehow from within wish the good power pulls me harder this time.I guess the addicted fool that i am il still party this weekend but gradually il be over this temporary satisfaction.I have started believing in THE LAW OF DIMINISHING UTILITY.

Im amazed by what one lecture has done to me.It hasnt stopped me from partying but its made me aware of what i am doing is just a phase.I will get over it.I have to find something else which makes me happy forever.I have to find something that doesnt upset me the next day or next morning.I have to find peace with myself.I have to get over the fact that i attach myself to every and anyone.I have to get myself attached to him the guruji who asks for nuthing but believing and knowing yourself.

I know i am not going to change over night .May be ill take a month or a year.But somehow today i feel my gut says i will gradually change and be the person i want to be.For the first time i am not confused because i know he will take me the right way.Yes it wasnt just a lecture.At first i thought it was but i guess he wanted me to realise this myself.And im glad i went for it.

Mondat at 11

Since last few monday's im all geared up and glued to VH1.The clocks strikes 11 and im all charged up to see Paris Hiltons show called My New BFF(Best friend forever).Paris has choosen 14 girls and 2 gay guys as the contestants and out of them she will choose 1 BFF.

Paris shocked everyone in the first episode by her task.She made the contestants sit on the worst roller-coaster rides but expected them to pose all the time because she believes 'If your Paris's friend you are photographed all the time',thus you have to look good no matter where you are ,what your doing ,what time it is ,what mood you are in.She also said that 'I want my BFF to pose while they are sleeping as well'.There was a clear winner to my surprise.Then she choose 4 of the contestants and took them to the MTV Japan awards on her private jet.As soon as they landed she gave each contestant $500 to shop and expected them to look stunning during the awards.To the contestants surprise she got all 4 contestants back stage and when she had to enter and announce the last award , she pulled Britany(one of her best dressed contestant) and took her on the stage and told her to announce the winner.Then she took the 4 contestants to the best Sushi place in Japan.Britany almost cried her lungs out when she saw live insects and animals cooked infront of her.Paris took her out and said 'I like that you have feelings , i love animals but they are tasty as well....haha'.The episode ended by Paris saying TTYN(talk to you never) to 2 of the contestants.At the end of every episode she chooses a winner who becomes her PET.

Next episode Paris asked her contestants to make a one minute comercial and sell all the products Paris had launched.It included Fake hair,shoes,parfumes,bags,wallets,bras,cream etc. Contestants embarassed themselves to the max in this episode and were insulted.Natasha(one of the contestants) slammed a chair and walked away.Natasha is this girl who has the sexiest attitude i have seen so far.She is different ,doesnt care about who thinks what and just does what her heart says.Korrie and Britany(the contestants) were the winners in the episode.The next game was that all the girls had to meet PEREZ HILTON(he is paris's male version ,he dresses only in pink ,wears a hairband and tight pink pant).All the girls had to rate eachother on how real or fake they feel the other contestants are.Korrie got rated the fakest.And she was taken up for the elimination but Paris dint eliminate her because paris said everyone ganged up on korrie and this is exactly what happens to her(Paris) when she is out.No one likes her because she is the best.So she had sympathy for Korrie.So in this episode she tested who is fake or real,who can take pressure ,who can fight, who can sell her product.She made them do a commercial because she thinks she is no more JUST a party person who socialises and networks but she is a BUSINESS-WOMEN as well.

In the next episode Paris got one of her friend who was a famous horny rockband groupy.He was at his cheesiest best.Very touchy,super naughty and yuckily horny throwing himself on the girls.The girls had to play seven minutes in heaven with him.It means the girls have to lock themselves in a room with him and be with him for seven minutes.Paris wanted to judge the girls on their character.Some girls acted like slutty, smart,boring,horny bitches and some girls acted like lusty , busty ,wicked corny wanna be loosers.Paris did this beacuase her best friend should be someone who knows when to stay in her pants and when to remove them.

In the next episode Paris took the girls to Vegas and they stayed in THE VENETIAN.The girls partied Paris style.They .It was one of the best party the girls could have gone to.Then they went party hopping till 4 am.At 6 am the show girls woke the contestants and took them for the practice as the contestants had to perform on stage in front of the audience.The contestants were dead tired and drunk still kept a smiling face and performed.Paris said she did this because many times she has to make an appearance in parties early morning so her BFF should get use to it.Then the next day she sent all the contestants to a spa.Every contestantwas relaxing when Paris sent them a chit with false rumours.She wanted to see how the contestants will react to it.Some cried,some got angry,some went quite and one contestant laughed it off and got back to normal.Paris did this because she hears 1000 rumours about herself everyday,she has to laugh it out or else it will affect her beauty and skin.Thus she wanted to test the contestants on how they take the rumour.She wanted to know who is thick skinned and who is a cry baby.

In the next episode she told the girls to invite random guys for a pool party at her mansion.The winner will be the contestant who gets most number of guys.Everyone got a guy expect 2 girls.This task was not the elimination task.Then she made all the contestants sit in a room and she came and sat with them.Then she switched on the TV and told the contestants that all the truth will be revealed today.She had managed to find every contestants ex-boyfriend and worst enemy.They came on the tv and let out every wicked secret of the contestant.Contestants were ripped apart,every secret out.It was by far the most shocking episode as all the secrets were out and every contestant was a open book now and fresh chapters had to be written.

I love this show because it shows how its so tough be a celebrity.We always see the good side but the effort put in by the celebs is commendable.Busy schedule , sleepless nights , scandals , sex , gossip , fights , emotions , drama.This show has everything.This show teaches us that there is a difference between having a good time and being a good time.

An Interesting Weekend

Was waiting for saturday evening as saturday for Miss P denotes partying, freaking out,fun,friends,booze,chilling,lazying around,good food and gallons of gossip.This saturday turned out to be a little different.Partying,boozing and loud music was replaced by sitting on the bean bag and watching Gossip Girls and My new BFF.Posh dressing and heels were replaced by shorts,casual tops and flip flops.Straightened and blow-dried hair were replaced by pony tails and messy look.Sit down dinners were replaced by junk food near Mithibai College.

Miss P started wondering whats happening to Miss P's friends and Miss P.Are they getting old?Have they forgotten the meaning of enjoying ?Are they in that stage where they are so tired that all they want to do is laze around and not do anything?As always Miss P's mind started thinking and it dint stop.But Miss D came to Miss P's rescue.Miss D and Miss P are like north and south pole.But they are best friends.They argue,fight,yell but help eachother out.They just know eachother so well that they know when to let things go and pamper eachother.So Miss D advised Miss P to stop thinking and just enjoy what they are doing.Miss P thought that may be its one of those weeks where one has to just let go and not think too much.So Miss P decided to go with the flow.Saturday night ended with a drive to Carter road and indulging in Mad Over Donuts.Food is what Miss P and Miss D live for.At MOD Miss P had an eye to eye with this cute looking guy who was accompanied by his younger brother.Miss P and Mr stranger exchanged a smile and left the rest to Mr God.Saturday night finally ended with a stay over at Miss P's house.

Then came Sunday.It was Mr Vi's bday.Miss P was invited.Miss P went there dressed up like it was a saturday night.Wasnt in vain.Miss P enjoyed to the max as she met so many new people.All very diffrent in looks,thoughts,views,sizes.Miss P loved it.Miss P started talking to Mr Z who was really interesting.Mr Z was very funny and frank.He was a graduate from Baruch NYC.Miss P and Mr Z talked for hours on the randomest topics.Mr Z said Miss P was the coolest Kutchi he had met.Miss P was flattered.Miss P laughed like there was no tomorrow.Miss P had the funniest and the most spontaneous talk of her life with Mr Z.Mr Z claimed during the party that he doesnt know the meaning of friendship and he never becomes friends with a women/girl.To Miss P's surprise Mr Z mentioned Miss P as a friend in his blog.Miss P was flattered again.She Was enjoying her drinks and talking away to glory when she realised that she was cooler,funnier and awesomer(Miss P is allowed to invent a word) when she was positive.She enjoyed what she did if she took that thing in a positive way.Obviously Black Label played a huge role as well.Miss P was thanked by many people who loved Miss P's moms cake.Finally sunday came to an end and Miss P promised Mr Vi for dinner at Mangi Fera.Mr Vi for a perfect host and had awesome friends especially Mr Z.

Miss P wants to thank Miss D who made Miss P realise that all saturdays dont have to be party saturdays.May be something good is in store for sunday.Miss P also realised partying is not the only thing in life.Spending time together no matter what you are doing matters.But that doesnt mean Miss P & D dont enjoy the coming saturdays and sundays.So Miss P is looking forward for an even better weekend this time.Hope Miss P is not putting too much pressure on Miss D.

Inspired by IF ONLY

Woke up with a thought which dint allow me to sleep again.Wondered all night what if i know i just have few days in hand.Have i done everything i wanted to do in life?Have i lived every moment i have dreamt of?The answer was NO in bold letters.The word NO echoed in my head for the whole day...week...month.Decision had to be made.I decided to live each day like it was my last.I decided to live like there is no tomorrow.

Made a check list of all the things i want to do.The list was never ending.Thought was the list of what i have done smaller than what i want to do?To my surprise the answer was Yes.Still decided to make a list of what all i want to do.

On a personal note I want to hold my guy's hand and never leave it.I want to learn the art of attachment and detachment.I want to experience the feeling of being IN love.I want to experience the feeling of BEING loved.I want my grandfather back.I want to know how to get out of the denial mode.

On an adventuruos note I want to paint my walls and hands and spoil my clothes with the 5 yr olds.I want to sit in the garden and enjoy wine eventhough im not a fan of wine.I wan to play football in the rain.I want to own a house in Las Vegas and party for 8 days straight.I want to sing at a rock concert and play the electric guitar.I want to own a house in Beverley Hills.I want to bury myself in the sand for a day.I want to live underwater like a mermaid.I want to spend every month in a new city.I want to have so much power that my words are commands.I want to live like Paris Hilton for a day where i can patent the words i say "Thats Hot".I want to click snaps of every moment i live.I want to gobble down cheese and pasteries and still feel light.I want to walk the ramp with Jude Law.I want to do scuba diving and swim with the fishes.I want to own a jet ski and ride it.I want to sleep on the bed of gummy bears and lollipops.I want to have a personal masseurs.i want to know the secret formula of Coca Cola.I want to have a chocolate massage by George Clooney .I want to know who invented the colour Pink.

The day is not far when il have ticks on all the things i want to do in life.

Question I dont have an answer to.......

Miss P feels that we now seek our warmth in those with whom we share not ancestors but interests.There are times she does not want be there but she has to.She hears people telling her "feel with us rather than being with us".She feels sometimes she has to do somethings which she does not like but she has to do it to make her loved one's feel loved.Have relatives become the new strangers?

Miss P went to this boutique and the fellow who was showing her around was a winner of genetic lottery.She felt like shop lifting so atleast that guy would feel her up.Are such thoughts and feelings acceptable?

Everyone likes breaks.Lunch breaks , power nap breaks , tea breaks , summer breaks and winter breaks.Then Miss P wonders why dont people like BREAK ups?

When Miss P steps outside her house , starts the car , catches a rickshwaw or meets someone on the raod people ask her the same question which is "Where are you going?".But Miss P does not know Why is everyone in search of a Destination?Why we just be spontaneous and go where the road takes us?Why does one plan everything in life?

Every ocassion nowadays is celebrated by giving a gift.How does one define gift?A 2 bucks chocolate given by a begar to his child after starving for one whole day or A Bentley given by a billionaire to his spoilt son because he got 45% in his exam.So is gift defined by how much money one is spending on it or the feeling or emotion with which the gift is given?Miss P asks Would you call a stapler packed in brown bag with dog poooop a gift?

I LOVE YOU are the most powerful words one person can tell the other.Then why doesnt everyone use the power?Isnt power something that everyone wants and craves for?Why does one say I Love You?Is it because the person loves the other person more than Himself/Herself?Then Miss P wonders why does I comes before You ? (I love YOU)

When you say I hate him/her , you still have feelings for the person because you think of the person and then you hate them but when you say your indifferent towards the person it means you dont acknowledge them or their presense.Miss P askes "Do you hate your enemy or are you indifferent towards him/her?Which is a sharper weapon?

Miss P is totally amazed by some of the one liners she heard recently
1)Girls with asses like mine dont talk to guys with faces like yours
2)If your Ego was listed on the menu card the price of your Ego would be unimaginable
3)I'l leave footnotes on ur epic ass
4)Why dont you crawl from from the hole you came from
Miss P wonders How does one make a one liner?Can someone find its birthplace?Are one liners an outcome of anger , irritation or retaliation?One liners usually hurt people but why do people like Miss P enjoy one liners so much?

Miss P will be glad to get some answers....

You make me feel Perfect

Everyone comes across this one person in life who makes them feel perfect.So did I.Does gender matter was the question I asked myself? Dint get an answer.I figured for some it does but since I am never included in the SOME I got my answer.The answer was No.Gender does not matter.For me this one person means everything.By everything I dont mean I Love this person.There are some relationships which go beyond Love.And this is one of them.

Why does everything have to be named?Cant some stranger make you feel perfect?Everyone remains a stranger no matter how well or how long you know them.In my case US is not possible..WE is not possible..TOGETHER is not possible.We are made up of U and I.Still this one person makes me feel perfect.

I wake up every morning thinking about this one person.I start my day with a smile and the smile is glued till im with this person(mentally or physically).Day progresses and this one person pushes me to do the best in life..pushes me to create new records..pushes me to open myself..pushes me to know myself..pushes me to explore myself..pushes me to live every moment i have dreamt or thought of..pushes me to do things which i feel are impossible to achieve..pushes me to cross my limits..pushes me to outperform and surprise myself.

This one person has taught me the meaning of friendship , love , relationship , power , trust ,belief , attitude , forgivness , compromise , passion , postive thinking .This one person is made up of warm hugs , welcoming and soothing voice , im there for you touch and breathe taking smile.This one person feels im funny because all we do is laugh when we are together.But laugh comes with a combo meal of fights which are regular and i guess this is the reason why this one person makes me feel perfect.Fight is the most essential weapon we have.It has taught us to forgive , to forget , to cuddle , to cry , to love , to compromise , to adjust and to be strong.

Everytime i try to give a name to our relationship it hurts either one of us.Friends , best friends , soul mates , lovers.The question remains unanswered.Questions is what this one person hates.Answers is what this one person loves.I being the complete opposite love questions and want no answers.I want to name our relationship but no I wont as I dont want to hurt my SOUL MATE.

I am who I am what I am because of this one person.And I want to give all the credit to this one person.Yes its You...its always been You..and Yes I want to be this one person in someone's life.And i hope that someone's You.